I watched TV Alhijrah programme "30 minit bersama Ustaz Dato' Hj Shamsuri Hj Ahmad". This is a story from him......

A conversation between a boss and his driver. They were listening to a religious talk while on the way to their destination.

B : I don't like to listen to this religious talk. At the end of the talk , ustaz will always ask us to give sadaqah, wakaf. I don't like it.

D: Why?

B : I worked so hard to become rich like this.  Why can't I bring all my money to my grave after I die? Why do I have to sadaqah?

D : Well, boss. When you went to Mecca to perform your umrah, did you use our Ringgit Malaysia?

B : I had to follow the country's currency.

I used the Saudi riyal. 

D : When you spent your holidays in London?

B : I used the pound sterling.

D : And last week. When you went to Singapore with your wife? 

B : Well, I used Singapore dollars.

D : Akhirat also has its own currency that is "pahala" or rewards. You cannot use your Ringgit Malaysia there. Tak laku. 

B : How to get the rewards?

D : Sadaqah ler.