Husband just returned from a kenduri.

H  : I try not to eat rice at night but tonight, I had to eat it.

W : Yalah it's kenduri. Everybody must eat. 

H : And it's hard to say no to " udang galah ". And it's big. Each of us took one only. 

He glanced at his wife. She just kept quiet. He knows "Udang or any seangkatan dengannya" is his wife's favourite. 

While he was having his tea, his wife came.

W : How did you feel when you ate that udang galah?

H : I felt guilty. I know it's your favourite.

Wife looked at him, waiting for him to continue his story.

H : But you're not there.

W : So....

H : I ate that udang galah for you. 

Husband laughed.

W : Hmmm.....sabar........