Farting is healthy hahahaha

i don't know why i fart a lot. i will know the type of gas that expelled from my...tut. if my husband smiled or laughed, it means that fart is the funny type. The sound of it ..long, loud and sometimes like a tyre punctures or a balloon bursts. That funny fart is ok but the soundless one, that's scary because my husband would jump like seeing a ghost. And i would show my innocent face and asked him " Why are you like this? You had no problems whenever i farted before." Then my husband would reply " Yes our eàrly marriage, i rarely heard of it but now pot here , pot there haiiiii ", then i continued ," luckily you love me so much". Then he became speechless. And when there were people around, my dearest husband would take the blame if i farted. I would tell my husband not to fart again or go to the toilet if he wants to fart. A good actress , right? Later , i would tell my husband that i am a lady so it's like a big sin if people hear my fart but he is a guy. Guys can fart anywhere and anytime they like. But last night after i farted in our bedroom , i remembered my brother in law was in his room which is next to our room. To save my dignity as a lady, i said it quite loud." Haii you farted again". But this time my husband replied, and it's like an announcement. "You were the one who farted just now". i pushed my husband and he just laughed and laughed. haiii it's not my day.