If you are single,

People will ask you when you are going to get married. Are you choosy?

 

If you are married,

People will ask you when you are going to have a child. Are you planning?

If you have been married for sooooo long but childless, 

People will ask you when you are going to visit a specialist . Do this and that treatment. Or try the traditional one. Go for a massage. Pengsan!

If you have a child,

People will ask you when you are going to add a family member. The more the merrier. Yak yak yey!

If you have many children,

People will ask you when you are going to have time for yourself. You are so busy with your children. 

If bla bla bla ..........

Sighhhhhhhhh. Semua tak kena. Before we ask the person those kind of kepochi questions, imagine we are that person. Try to be in his or her shoes. Then we'll know the feeling. Ba bye.